As expected of a long weekend football just goes on forever... no idea what was up with Tennessee and Kentucky but once they were done playing and we got to watch some good looking players, the beer warmed up in my tummy and made me feel that much better. Below is a Pree version of Sports Center...
'Oh he is hot... rewind! rewind!'
'You cant have him... he impregnated me already'
'So... you are done and used. Now I get to have him'
'I thought you wanted Tebow'
'I will have him after I have Tebow'
'Tebow is a good boy... He is probably a virgin. All religious and stuff. '
'He wont be after Im done with him'
TV: 'He is the QB you most want your daughter to marry'
'Dude, he'll destroy your daughter'
'Hell, I sure wouldnt mind that!'
'With 250 lbs of sheer muscle behind that pipe, size wouldnt even matter'
'Bring it on.. Im open for business'
'Most of them dont really have an ass do they...'
'Even the ones who do, its just padding'
'That explains why they grab each others ass so much'
' 'oh dude, just checking if your padding is still there. Can you feel it?' '
'Seriously, check out how much they grab each otehrs ass. Its not even a slap... its a grab!'
TV: 'We've run out of superlatives' (speaking of Tebow)
'Whats up with Christian boys?'
'I dont know.. but they are hot!'
'I bet you its just a facade'
My favorite... 'Superman wears Tim Tebow pajamas'
GO GATORS!!!!!!!!
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